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Hello, and welcome! Thank you so much for writing for me! I’m urami over on AO3 too.

In my real life, I’m pretty boring. I manage a store, and when I’m not there I’m probably sleeping, watching television and movies, or messing around on the Internet. I’m a pretty easygoing person and I try to not take myself too seriously. I like to laugh and I like to make other people laugh, even if it doesn’t always work out with my somewhat warped sense of humor.

As far as things I like in fic, there are a lot. I like humor, character studies, unique and interesting AUs (make everyone into pioneers in the old West or work in a lingerie store or really anything- even coffee-shops are okay if there’s something unique to it), happy or at least hopeful endings, m/m, buddy-cop dynamic, casefic- really, I’ll read pretty much anything.

If you want to write me something shippy that includes a sex scene or two, go for it, but don’t feel like you have to! I especially like overstimulation, public use, sex toy use, sex pollen/pon farr/fuck or die/etc, yandere, dirty talk, nipple play, rimming and detailed oral. I'm also okay with noncon/dubcon, so if you want to go that way I'm alright with that.

Now, for the things I don’t want. While I’m mostly easygoing, there are some things I definitely do not want. Please no scat, extreme and/or permanent body modification, femdom, genderswap, incest, extreme underage, or non-canonical character death. I'm also not interested in being lectured to through fics I read- please don't make the characters get on their soapboxes regarding political issues or have crises about their identities.

I know that looks like a lot of DNWs, but I’m not kidding when I say I’m easy to please. I’ll likely love whatever you can come up with.

On to the prompts!

Blue Bloods (TV): Jamie Reagan/Noble Sanfino


Ever since I was a kid I’ve loved police dramas. If you asked me why I wouldn’t be able to tell you, but when I was in elementary school I would come home every day and watch NYPD Blue. My parents couldn’t figure it out, and looking back, it was probably pretty weird, ahaha. But that love of cop shows followed me to adulthood, and Blue Bloods is probably one of my favorites of all time. I like how it’s still somewhat hopeful, even if Danny has to beat the crap out of serial killers and poor Frank has crisis after crisis he has to deal with.


Jamie and Noble intrigued me- technically the second season’s overarching plot was about the two of them, but they really only showed up in a few episodes. But the ones they were in were full of potential. I can see Noble developing a sort of obsession with Jamie- after all he went berserk when he found out that Jamie had kissed his sister, and he didn’t seem to take Johnny Tesla beating the crap out of Jamie very well either. And in the finale of their storyline, he especially did not take finding out that Jamie had been lying to him all this time well either. Yandere Noble would work really well- it would certainly explain a few things regarding his reactions! Yandere Noble after Jamie is revealed to be with the NYPD would be great too- Jamie might be a weasel with a badge, but he’s Noble’s weasel with a badge, and you’d better not fuck with him because only Noble is allowed to do that!

If you’re not comfortable going down that route, that’s cool too. I don’t think in canon that Noble was necessarily a horrible person- he was a product of his environment, really much the same way Jamie is. Growing up in a mob family is going to give you a somewhat warped moral compass, but overall, I think Jamie has the potential to be a good guy. You could do something where a reformed Noble and Jamie are together, or where Noble uncovers something really crazy on the level of the Morinaga Glico incident, or a potential terrorist attack, and teams up with Jamie in order to stop it. Of course things progress from there! :)

Marvel Cinematic Universe/Guardians of the Galaxy: Peter Quill/Garthan Saal

The first Guardians of the Galaxy is one of my favorite movies of all time- if I’m feeling down it’s one of the best things to watch. There’s well-fleshed out characters, hilarious fight scenes (the four-way fight between Peter, Gamora, and Rocket and Groot in the middle of Xandar is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen to this date). And even though he’s in the movie for about five minutes, I really loved Denarian Garthan Saal. He’s such a great contrast to Peter Quill- an honorable military man who lives by the rules, so he’s basically the polar opposite of Star-Lord.

Most likely, since Saal is a space cop, he'd run across Peter in the context of law enforcement, but it's so vague that it could be up to interpretation. But what happened to make Saal so angry with him? Did they have a one-night stand that Saal thought was going to become something more? Did they have a sort of adversarial relation with some hate-sex? It’s up to you!

Or perhaps, Saal ended up surviving that explosion and had to work on rebuilding what was left of his life. Who better to re-teach Saal how to have a good time than Peter Quill himself? Dude does what he wants and goes marauding around the galaxy. I think he would be good for a surviving Saal.

Star Wars Sequel Trilogy: Kylo Ren/Dopheld Mitaka

Aw, poor Mitaka. He’s stuck working under both Kylo Ren and General Hux. He’s lucky to still even be alive after all this time! Between Hux’s ruthlessness and Kylo Ren’s habit of flying into homicidal rages, I’m pretty sure that not too many personnel in the First Order make it to retirement age… but despite all of that, Kylo certainly seemed hesitant to actually hurt Mitaka even when he got all that bad news from him.

An idea I think would be interesting to see is Kylo being intensely attracted to Mitaka, but not really knowing how to deal with it until he finally snaps and decides to make Mitaka accept his attentions. Kylo is not the most emotionally well-adjusted person in the world, and I have a feeling he wouldn’t really know how to handle having feelings for someone. You could make it so that Mitaka returns his feelings, or you could make it be more along the lines of creepy stalker Kylo creeps on Mitaka who has no idea how to handle having the workplace homicidal maniac obsessed with him. Consensual, dub-con with Force mind-control stuff, or outright noncon is okay with me for this pairing!

If you’d prefer you could switch it up, too, with Mitaka being the one obsessed with Kylo Ren. Maybe that chokehold woke up something long suppressed that turned Mitaka on. Maybe Mitaka wants Kylo-senpai to notice him, or maybe Mitaka saw Kylo Ren in the shower and realized that that weird radar technician wasn’t actually lying and that Kylo really is shredded. You can go wherever you want this, I’m cool with it.

Vocaloid: Master/Kaito


The concept of the producers being “masters” of the Vocaloids has always interested me. The logical extreme of a computer program having to obey every command given to it, even if it’s kind of ridiculous is shown in Kagamine Len no Bousou. I’m also interested in the common thread in the fandom that Vocaloids are sort of like androids- they’re programs, but they can manifest in solid form outside of the computer. Both of those things could lead to, ah, interesting places!

As Kaito is an adult, a lot of what goes down in Kagamine Len no Bousou isn’t quite applicable, but I can still see him getting a user/master who wants him to do certain things, and if Kaito can manifest physically things can go from there. You can go about this in the creepy, dub-con-y way where Kaito, being a computer program, technically cannot disobey any orders given to him, or you could go the totally consensual route where Kaito is more than happy to go along with his orders!

Another way you could go about this is to have it be more like a hentai game, where Kaito can’t actually get out of the computer, but Master can interact with him by clicking the mouse.

Seriously, I want you to have fun writing for me. Please don’t stress out too much. I’m pretty chill and I try to not take things too seriously. I’m looking forward to this exchange, and I hope you are as well. I hope you’re having a wonderful summer- at least where I am all the kids are out of school already, adults are planning their vacations, and every time I go outside I can hear the sounds of the season- swimming pools, kids on their bicycles, people cooking steak outside… if it wasn’t so damn hot it would be great.

I’m looking forward to reading what you write! :)

urami: (Kylo Ren)
Thank you so much for writing for me! I’ve been looking forward to this exchange, it looks like a lot of fun!

I’m urami over on AO3 as well.

In my real life, I’m pretty boring. I manage a store, and when I’m not there I’m probably sleeping, watching television and movies, or messing around on the Internet. I’m a pretty easygoing person and I try to not take myself too seriously. I like to laugh and I like to make other people laugh, even if it doesn’t always work out with my somewhat warped sense of humor.

As far as things I like in fic, there are a lot. I like humor, character studies, unique and interesting AUs (make everyone into pioneers in the old West or work in a lingerie store or really anything- even coffee-shops are okay if there’s something unique to it), happy or at least hopeful endings, m/m, buddy-cop dynamic, casefic- really, I’ll read pretty much anything.

If you want to write me something shippy that includes a sex scene or two, go for it, but don’t feel like you have to! I especially like overstimulation, public use, sex toy use, sex pollen/pon farr/fuck or die/etc, yandere, dirty talk, nipple play, rimming and detailed oral. I'm also okay with noncon/dubcon, so if you want to go that way I'm alright with that.

Now, for the things I don’t want. While I’m mostly easygoing, there are some things I definitely do not want. Please no scat, extreme and/or permanent body modification, femdom, genderswap, incest, extreme underage, or non-canonical character death. I'm also not interested in being lectured to through fics I read- please don't make the characters get on their soapboxes regarding political issues or have crises about their identities.

I know that looks like a lot of DNWs, but I’m not kidding when I say I’m easy to please. I’ll likely love whatever you can come up with.

On to the prompts!

Jyn Erso & Orson Krennic: There is so much what-if with these two. One thing I thought about after I saw the movie for the second time was what would have happened if Krennic or one of the troopers had found her instead of Saw Gerrera? I would think a Jyn raised by Krennic would have taken a very different path with her life- even if she was allowed contact with her biological father, would she have grown up internalizing the values of the Empire, rising to an important position there? Would she have grown to view Krennic as like a second father to her? Or would she still hold a grudge against him for the death of her mother, and therefore secretly work against him? There’s a lot to explore here.
Alternately, you could go with a twist on the battle scene where they confront each other. Instead of Krennic’s “who are you?” moment, maybe he recognized her as Galen’s daughter. Does he try to talk her down, try to do a “we’re not so different” after all moment, or does he just straight-up attack her without bothering to try to say anything? There’s a lot you could write about with these two.

C-3PO & K-2SO: K2 was my favorite part of Rogue One. His sarcastic, deadpan manner was hilarious to me, and I just about choked on a Sour Patch watermelon at the “you are being rescued, please do not resist” line. His death was also particularly poignant to me- droids come off as being basically sapient despite being programmable- fighting against the organization that created him, for the people who’d reprogrammed him. Yet despite his nature, he still manages to be the saltiest robot in the galaxy, which is great. Contrast that with C-3PO’s personality. Somehow I think they’d either get along like a house on fire… or hate each other so much that the house might actually catch on fire. However you want to have them meet is fine with me. Maybe they met each other before the events of Rogue One, or maybe some time in the future, someone finds K2’s relatively intact hard drive in some rubble and they decide to try to rebuild him.

Kylo Ren/Dopheld Mitaka: Their interaction, brief as it was, fascinated me in the movie. The way that Kylo Ren took out his fury on the computers rather than on Mitaka (at least until Mitaka mentioned Rey, anyway) was interesting, because to be honest, Kylo doesn't really seem like he'd care too much if he sliced a random background baddie or two- yet he doesn't attack Mitaka. An idea I think would be interesting to see is Kylo being intensely attracted to Mitaka, but not really knowing how to deal with it until he finally snaps and decides to make Mitaka accept his attentions. Sex can happen or not, and you can make it end well with Mitaka returning Kylo's feelings, or you can go full-on noncon, or you can do some force mind-control stuff or end up with dubcon- anything's fine with me, really!


Armitage Hux/Dopheld Mitaka- Oh man, this pairing really has so much potential for either fluffy cute fic (Mitaka wants Hux-senpai to notice him, and Hux notices Mitaka :P ), or really creepy power imbalances. You could also do it the other way around, and have Hux be the one interested in Mitaka, who's obliviously going around doing his job and driving Hux crazy- it could be hilarious, or it could be the start of something darker. Either one as a yandere could work really well, I think. We already know that Hux is very driven- he did manage to become a general so young, and while Mitaka looks cute and innocent, he still is in the First Order, and we’ve only seen like two minutes of him. He’s probably got some hidden depths in there you (or Hux, ahaha) could plumb. Really, whatever you think works best is cool with me.

Kylo Ren/Finn: The contrast between these two is really interesting to me. Finn was brought up in the First Order as a Stormtrooper but eventually refuses to kill anyone on Jakku and defects to the Light as an adult. Kylo Ren was brought up as the son of Leia Organa and Han Solo, but as a teenager goes on a homicidal rampage and defects to the Dark Side. And it’s definitely implied that Kylo was familiar with Finn. It could be interesting to see how things would have worked out if Kylo had changed his obsession with Rey over to Finn, or interacting with each other prior to Finn’s defection. You could take it cracky, with Kylo being smitten with Finn and not really knowing how to show it (resulting in an increasingly frustrated Kylo and increasingly creeped out Finn), or you could make it darker with Kylo trying to win Finn over to his way of thinking/trying to get him back/stalking him (long distance or otherwise).

Once again, thanks so much for writing for me! And seriously, don’t stress out too much. I’ll likely love whatever you come up with, and I want you to enjoy your exchange experience. Thanks so much! :)


urami: (Gallerian)
...of the bargain hunting kind, that is. All over the country, retail workers are battening down the hatches, chugging 5-Hour Energies like the government’s about to make them illegal, slapping Salonpas on their backs and shoulders, shredding stacks of previously-used coupon, and making little voodoo dolls of the district managers who are forcing everyone to be open on Thanksgiving itself. If my shop’s anything to go by, everyone’s also attempting to make alternate travel arrangements for getting to work on Black Friday, as our mall has half of the parking it usually does due to a delayed construction project.

Truthfully, I’m dreading it. We’re expecting a $25,000 day on Friday, and our mall has been freaking out over security. I’m not sure which is the more paranoia-inducing scenario I’ve had emailed to me by mall management over the past few days- we get a rioting mob rampaging through the area, we get a disgruntled former employee shooting up the place, or we get terrorists deciding that blowing up the mall would be a good idea. It doesn’t really help that the advice in case anything like this happens is “barricade yourself in the stockroom and hope you don’t die.” Way to make everyone who works here even more concerned than we already were, mall management. Now we’re not only going to be watching out for shoplifters and run-of-the-mill annoying customers, we’re going to be surreptitiously checking to see if any of that might happen. Which it most likely will not, but still, it’s unsettling to think about.

If you’re going out shopping on Black Friday, have fun! But please treat us well, too. I’m going to be there for 14 hours, all of it spent working, likely without much of a break. I’m most likely going to be doing my holiday shopping on the Internet, because I know I won’t have too much time to go shopping in an actual, physical store.

Happy Thanksgiving!
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So, the AO3 sorting algorithm assigned you to me. Welcome! This will be my first year doing Yuletide (although I've enjoyed the fics produced  from it since around 2012), so I hope I'm doing this letter thing right.

I'm urami over on AO3 too.

I’m not a particularly interesting person- I’m a shop manager in my daily life (WOO PROMOTION!), and I really like sleeping, watching television and movies, and writing and reading fic. I’m a pretty easygoing person and I try to not take myself too seriously. I like to laugh and I like to make other people laugh, even if it doesn’t always work out with my somewhat warped sense of humor.

As far as things I like in fic, there are a lot. I like humor, character studies, unique and interesting AUs (make everyone into pioneers in the old West or work in a lingerie store or really anything- even coffee-shops are okay if there’s something unique to it), happy or at least hopeful endings, m/m, buddy-cop dynamic, casefic- honestly, if I was going to list everything I like this letter would probably be about the length of War and Peace, haha.

If you want to write me something shippy that includes a sex scene or two, go for it, but don’t feel like you have to! I especially like overstimulation, public use, sex toy use, sex pollen/pon farr/fuck or die/etc, yandere, omorashi, dirty talk, nipple play, rimming and detailed oral. I'm also okay with noncon/dubcon, so if you want to go that way I'm alright with that, but I’d prefer if it ended well.

Now, for the things I don’t want. While I’m mostly easygoing, there are some things I definitely do not want. Please no scat, extreme and/or permanent body modification, femdom, genderswap, incest, extreme underage, or non-canonical character death. I'm also not interested in being lectured to through fics I read- please don't make the characters get on their soapboxes regarding political issues or have crises about their identities.

I know that looks like a lot of do not wants, but really, I’m not kidding when I say I’m pretty easy to please. I don’t want you to stress out writing for me- I know that the holidays can be an extremely stressful time for people and crazy shit happens. I want you to enjoy your Yuletide season- save your worries for wondering whether or not your maternal grandmother and your father are going to literally start a food fight because they got into a political argument this year. Or is that just my weird-ass family? Probably just my weird-ass family.

Anyway, onto prompts! You can use these as the basis for the fic, or you can just use them as a springboard.

Longmire (Requested Characters: Walt Longmire, Henry Standing Bear)

I admit it- I have a deep, enduring love of police dramas, ever since I was a kid (after I saw NYPD Blue as a child it was my dream to become a policewoman and arrest all the bad guys- clearly it didn’t end up working out) and apparently that extends to sheriff dramas as well! I mainlined this series back in August and waited anxiously for the next season to come out on Netflix! I love the setting of this show- Wyoming is one of those states that doesn’t end up in movies or shows that much, so it’s refreshing to have a crime drama set somewhere other than LA or NYC.

I also love Walt and Henry’s relationship. I love how they fight like an old married couple, but at the end of the day they have each other’s backs. For this I would be happy with either slash or gen. I’d be happy with casefic (Absaroka County seems to have an enormous amount of murders for the population it’s implied to have- maybe Henry finds a body in the trash bin at the Red Pony, or someone dies at the casino and Walt and Henry have to sneak around past Jacob Nighthorse or something), or a story about their younger years. Maybe the immediate aftermath of their first meeting when they patch it up and start talking, or their high school days? Gen or shippy is fine with me- I really just want to see more of Walt and Henry together, either platonically or romantically. And if you want to throw The Ferg in there that’s great too- he’s a good investigator, so if you go casefic he could be useful.

Evillious Chronicles (Requested Characters: Gallerian Marlon, the Clockworker’s Doll)

The Evillious Chronicles were really what got me into Vocaloid in the first place. I love the world-building, I love the complexity of the characters (pretty much everyone except for Irina Clockworker has, if not good reasons for what they did, understandable reasons, at least), and you have to admit that mothy is really good at writing catchy music!

You could almost accurately describe the series as “Rin and/or Len fuck things up,” or that Jerry Springer would have a field day with the Marlon family. And Gallerian is my favorite of the Marlons- he’s such a terrible person, but he’s motivated by love for Michelle. I’d love something exploring Gallerian’s doting on the doll he believes is his daughter. You could go melancholy, with the doll not really understanding what Gallerian meant but doing her best to live up to his expectations of her, while Gallerian does his best to gain enough money to “cure” her inability to walk. Or, if you were in the mood for something a bit goofier, it could be time for Gallerian to give his “daughter” The Talk. You know the one. An increasingly flustered Gallerian trying to explain how to make more humans to a sentient inorganic being (that still does have a womb of sorts) could be some prime comedy.

If you do choose to write this, however, please keep it non-shippy, since Gallerian thinks the Clockworker’s Doll is his daughter, and the Clockworker’s Doll considers Gallerian her father.

The Faraway Tree (Requested Characters: Any)

Enid Blyton’s Faraway Tree stories are one of my favorite things to read for comfort. I read my copies until they fell apart when I was a kid. Even when things end up taking a turn for the somewhat more perilous (Dame Slap’s reform school, or the goblins imprisoning the Tree’s inhabitants in their homes) the kids and friends always manage to save the day in the end.

I would love to see some fic with the kids returning to the Faraway Tree as adults and reconnecting with their friends there and seeing how their lives turned out- maybe Jo is a corporate executive, Fanny owns a coffee-shop, Dick became a computer programmer, Connie works in a bridal shop, or Bessie works for a telecom company. Times have changed as well- how did life change for the inhabitants of the Tree? Did Dame Washalot finally get a washing machine? How’s old Mister Whatzisname doing? Did Silky and Moon-face ever hook up? And maybe there was even a Land of Otorhinolaryngology that came by and poor Saucepan Man got his tinnitus fixed. And what about the lands? Have any new lands been formed to keep up with the changing times? The Land of Video Games- an eternal LAN party? Can you get a new iPhone 7 at the Land of Take-What-You-Want? Whatever you choose to do, I’d prefer it to be light-hearted, in the vein of the books. While I’m usually okay with grimdark-ifying things, please not for this one. The Faraway Tree should stay light and fluffy, like delicious meringue (which you can probably get in the Land of Sweets)

Blue Bloods (TV) (Requested Characters: Jamie Reagan, Noble Sanfino)

Yeah, once again my obsession with police dramas rears its head. I love Blue Bloods- it’s slightly less constant doom-and-gloom than some other popular police dramas, and I like how the Reagan family is always able to pull together no matter what happens (and for this family, shit goes down regularly).

Jamie and Noble intrigued me- technically the second season’s overarching plot was about the two of them, but they really only showed up in a few episodes. But the ones they were in were full of potential. I can see Noble developing a sort of obsession with Jamie- after all he went berserk when he found out that Jamie had kissed his sister, and he didn’t seem to take Johnny Tesla beating the crap out of Jamie very well either. And in the finale of their storyline, he especially did not take finding out that Jamie had been lying to him all this time well either. If you want to go the Jamie/Noble route (which I am most definitely not opposed to, heh), you could go so many places with this. Yandere Noble would work really well- it would certainly explain a few things regarding his reactions! Yandere Noble after Jamie is revealed to be with the NYPD would be great too- Jamie might be a weasel with a badge, but he’s Noble’s weasel with a badge, and you’d better not fuck with him because only Noble is allowed to do that!

Once again, thank you so much for writing for me! And seriously, don’t stress out too much- I’m pretty easy to please, and I’ll probably like whatever you come up with. Save all the stress for realizing that oh god you actually do need that big-ass TV from the electronics store for $75 on Black Friday (or if you’re in my position, oh god I actually do need to work at the mall on Black Friday and if someone tries to use a two-year-old coupon I might just end up on the 10:00 news as ‘crazy store manager goes berserk on Black Friday’). Or realizing that your brother ate the Christmas ham and your cousin drank all the alcohol on the 23rd instead. Or whatever weird stuff happens to you this holiday season- I don’t want to be a source of stress.

I hope you enjoy writing for me, and I’m definitely looking forward to reading whatever you come up with for me! I hope you have a great holiday season and Yuletide 2016! I'll be waiting! :) 
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It's adorable until you realize what the lyrics are... then it's too true.

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So, thanks to the sorting algorithm you got me! Well, welcome!

A bit about me- I sell stuff in my daily life, although I do have an undergrad degree in government. In my spare time I like to knit blankets, watch television, and write fic.. I like to laugh, and I like to make other people laugh, although that probably doesn't always pan out, I have a bit of a warped sense of humor.

A few of the things I like in general or am cool with are humor, character studies, unique AUs (you want to make everyone work at, I don't know, a tow truck company? Go nuts.), happy or at least hopeful endings, re-imagining of canon- really, I'm not picky in the slightest, if you want to go for something that's not listed here I'll probably be okay with it.

If you want to write me something with sex, it's cool too! I'm pretty much okay with just about anything, but I especially like overstimulation, public use, sex toy use, sex pollen/pon farr/fuck or die/etc, yandere, omorashi, dirty talk, nipple play, rimming and detailed oral. I'm also okay with noncon/dubcon, so if you want to go that way I'm alright with that.

That said, there are a few things I generally don't like. Please no scat, extreme and/or permanent body modification, genderswap, extreme underage, or character death. I'm also not interested in being lectured to through fics I read- please don't make the characters get on their soapboxes regarding political issues or have crises about their identities.

I know that looks like a lot of do not wants, but really, other than that, I'm not picky at all. I'll read just about anything at least once, and most of all, I want my writer to enjoy writing for me. Don't take it too seriously- I want you to have a good time and not stress too much. If there's something I didn't mention here either way, it's cool to put it in.

Here's some prompts to get you started, but please don't feel like you have to limit yourself to these! 

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Kylo Ren/Dopheld Mitaka)- Their interaction, brief as it was, fascinated me in the movie. The way that Kylo Ren took out his fury on the computers rather than on Mitaka (at least until Mitaka mentioned Rey, anyway) was interesting, because to be honest, Kylo doesn't really seem like he'd care too much if he sliced a random background baddie or two- yet he doesn't attack Mitaka. An idea I think would be interesting to see is Kylo being intensely attracted to Mitaka, but not really knowing how to deal with it until he finally snaps and decides to make Mitaka accept his attentions. Sex can happen or not, and you can make it end well with Mitaka returning Kylo's feelings, or you can go full-on noncon, or you can do some force mind-control stuff or end up with dubcon- anything's fine with me, really!

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Hux/Dopheld Mitaka)-
Oh man, this pairing really has so much potential for either fluffy cute fic (Mitaka wants Hux-senpai to notice him, and Hux notices Mitaka :P ), or really creepy power imbalances. You could also do it the other way around, and have Hux be the one interested in Mitaka, who's obliviously going around doing his job and driving Hux crazy- it could be hilarious, or it could be the start of something darker. Really, whatever you think works best is cool with me.

Guardians of the Galaxy (Peter Quill/Garthan Saal): Once again, I'm really interested in these two because of their brief interactios in the movie. Saal's “for the record, I advised against trusting you” makes me think there ,might have been some previous interaction. Most likely, since Saal is a space cop, he'd run across Peter in the context of law enforcement, but it's so vague that it could be up to interpretation. I'd like something where Peter and Saal get involved somehow (maybe they had to team up to stop a much more serious crime from occurring), but once the two of them did whatever they needed to do- and had gotten intimately involved- Peter bogs off and leaves a confused Saal behind. Ultimately, in the end I would like them to reconcile if you go with this one. You could also do a thing where they're in an established relationship and they're doing some roleplay- the "criminal" and the "corrupt policeman" complete with sexy interrogation :P.

Guardians of the Galaxy (Ronan the Accuser/Peter Quill): This is another pairing that could be very interesting. Ronan is so intense, it's not too much of a stretch that he'd go yandere for someone- in this case, Peter. Maybe he survived the final battle, was imprisoned, then broke out to go find the only one worthy of his love- the one who defeated him- Peter Quill. Or maybe that dance-off ended up being some kind of Kree mating dance, and Peter pledged himself to Ronan.  I'm just spitballing here- there's a lot you could do with this ship.

The X-Files (Eugene Victor Tooms/Fox Mulder):
I started cackling when I saw this in the tagset- looks like I'm not the only one who wants this completely off-the-wall and pretty damn disturbing pairing! I'm thinking something along the lines of Tooms being fascinated by (and kind of angry at) Mulder, since he was the one who figured out his modus operandi.. Therefore, he's impressed enough to not eat Mulder, but he's also interested in getting... something else... from him. If you go ahead and write this one, I'd really prefer that it be non-con. I just can't see Mulder agreeing to sex with a homicidal liver-eating mutant/alien/whatever Tooms is. But I don't think it would really stop Tooms all that much. Dude eats people, I doubt he'd have any moral issues with forcing himself on someone.

Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei (Kudou Jun/Itoshiki Nozomu): I just love these two. Regrettably Nozomu reminds me of myself sometimes- maybe I should say that's left me in despair? Anyway, I think this could make for a hilarious fic. Poor Jun gets the idea that it would be fun to take his teacher on a date, but everything leaves Nozomu in despair- prices of food at the restaurant, how crowded the train is, how he feels like everyone is staring at them, etc- until Jun finally has enough and kisses him to shut him up.. It would be nice if they went a little further (even if the idea of going to a hotel leaves Nozomu in despair) but it's not necessary. I would like for this one to be kind of funny, since I think this pairing works best that way.

If you wanted to go a bit darker though, you could have Nozomu getting a bit further in one of his suicide attempts than usual, and glomming onto Jun as a “lifeline,” as it were, throughout his recovery. You can make it as dark as you want, and Nozomu and Jun can end up in a mutually unhealthy co-dependent relationship, or you can make them work through their issues together.

How to Train Your Dragon (Dagur the Deranged/Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III): Dagur is another one of those characters who fascinate me. He's obviously a terrible person, but he's just such a cheerfully homicidal maniac that you can't help but enjoy his scenes. And he's already obsessed with Hiccup, so there's already makings of a yandere there. You could really go so many ways with this- you could have a far future fic where they're both in their thirties and meeting to discuss the situations between their tribes and Dagur ends up doing things to distract Hiccup. You could have them in their late teens and Dagur being his usual enthusiastically creepy self and going on and on about Hiccup- to his face. You could have Drago kidnap Hiccup and a furious Dagur decide that only he's allowed to do stuff like that to his “brother...
really, the possibilities are endless!

Marvel Cinematic Universe (Steve Rogers/Brock Rumlow): These two really intrigued me in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and I was a little disappointed we didn't get more Rumlow in Civil War- but what we did get of him showed that he was still obsessed with Steve. You could do so much with these two- you could have a happy fluffy story that was more like cyanide in the middle of some cotton candy pre-WS, where Steve doesn't know that Rumlow is Hydra. Considering what's happened recently in the comics, you could have both of them as Hydra agent partners. You could do a re-write of that elevator scene- with only Rumlow there. You could have Rumlow take him away from Natasha and Sam in the van scene from WS. You could do an inter-movie thing where Crossbones!RUmlow goes after Steve and gets him alone. Or maybe you could go for a different version of Civil War, where the thing Rumlow did that I'm redacting for spoilers doesn't happen. Or you could do something completely different! Up to you, really!

I've really been looking forward to this exchange, and I'm looking forward to reading your story! I hope you enjoy writing for me! :) .
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I haven’t even been at my new job for a week yet, and I’ve already had to call out from work because of a nasty case of food poisoning I think I caught from the snack bar right outside of the shop I work at, and good god have the past 72 hours been pure hell. Today is the first day I can actually sit up for more than ten minutes at a time without becoming incredibly dizzy and nauseous, and I’m so sick of crackers it’s not even funny.

I was planning to use my weekend off to write a lot and catch up on some television, but since today is the first day I’ve felt well enough to do anything I guess that’s not going to happen. At least I think I’ll be well enough to go back to work tomorrow without needing to wear a HAZMAT suit.

While I was hoping to get the next chapter of Woodbine up this week, due to my illness this weekend that’s probably not going to happen- with the exception of one day (which also happens to be my birthday so I’ve got stuff going on) I’m working every day this week, with a few double shifts. Sorry guys!
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Yeah, yeah, I know I'm late as hell to journal fandom, but I'm not crazy about tumblr, and I need somewhere to indulge my inherent obnoxious tendency to rant about stupid things, as well as back up my fics. Eh, it's a hobby, what can I say? 

So if you've found this place, I'm going to assume you've read my stuff before, in which case, I'd like to give you a big hug and thank you, you are awesome!

Anyway, I figured I'd put a little bit about me here: I'm in my twenties (not going to say exactly how old), I try not to take myself too seriously, and I collect pens, including fancy-ass fountain pens. I have training as a makeup artist, a degree in government and political science, I used to work in IT, and about half an undergraduate degree in geology. When it comes to fanfiction, I mainly do cracky gen fics and slash, although I haven't written any slash in years- that might change soon though. I've been in fandom in some form or another for over ten years, and I sleep probably as much as a sloth.

So there you go. There's a quick primer on who exactly I am. Cheers, and I hope to see you around in the future! 

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